Animation Voice Over Scripts
“PINKY & THE BRAIN”
Comedic
Now Pinky. Here is the plan:
Remember: Every step must be performed with precision.
You must slit the sick sixth sheet slitter’s son’s sheet, secure it next to the toy boat from the hack and sack socko Kicky Sack sack kicker’s picnic in Secaucus, stretch it past the sack pickers station and the sock plucker’s chute,
and pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug, so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast, and bounce it off the rubber baby buggy bumpers, into the Parker Packard purple pewter pressure pump.
Is that understood?
“BATMAN: THE JOKER”
Dramatic
Hello, Batsy! Fancy seeing you here tonight! Are you here to fight again?
You know, we really shouldn’t keep meeting like this. Perhaps you can take me out to tea sometime?
I promise you, I’m not crazy! I just think different than everyone else. You should understand what that’s like…you do too!
You see, we are really not that different. We both dress in outrageous costumes. We both have lost someone important in our lives. I think we might even be seeking the same thing.
JUSTICE.
“HANDSOME JACK”
Comedic
You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly.
This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackass rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and…
I dunno. Maybe you had to be there.
“SLY COOPER”
Dramatic
It all began when I was just a kid, bouncing on my father’s knee.
You see, I come from a long line of master thieves who kept all their secrets of sneaking and stealing in an ancient book: the Thievius Raccoonus. Anyone who reads it learns to be especially sneaky, which is why we specialize in stealing from criminals. After all, there’s no honor, no challenge, no fun stealing from ordinary people.
You rip off a master criminal, and you know you’re a master thief.
“ANIME”
Dramatic
You don’t understand! Why do you not believe me when the signs of evil are all about you?
Look at me… LOOK AT ME!! I am the only one who can save you… the only one who…who knows how these creatures think…who know their weakness…Why do you laugh as if I were a madman?
Wait a second… WAIT, WAIT… where are you taking me?… WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? Don’t you see they are coming? Just answer me! DO YOU NOT SEE THE SIGNS? When the last of the day’s light has disappeared from the horizon…you will see…Yes…yes, you WILL SEE!… And by then.. it will be too late…
No… Please don’t take me… NOOOOOO!
“WACKY MOM”
Comedic
Oh hi there!
I was just trying to bake a cake. You’ll never guess where I am. I’m near a volcano. I was curious about where chocolate comes from and thought I’d see if the rumors were true, the one about volcanoes having an endless supply of cocoa mix for the perfect cake.
Oh, it’s hot, ohh, ow!
(Hot embers start to land by where she is standing at the portable oven.)
